
Guest Columnist - Chris Larry
This was not as bad as I feared it would be nor as a good as I hoped. Cusack basically revisits his
Grosse Point Blank role as the assassin in the midst of an existential crisis. Here we find our heavy souled gun for hire being asked to kill off Turaqistan Oil Minister “
Omar Sherif” while in deep cover as a trade show producer for Tamerlane, the company who has carried out an outsourced “Iraq like” occupation for the U.S. of A.
Obviously the satire is pointed right at the corporatization of wars of choice with
Haliburon/KBR/Blackwater type companies being lampooned as Tamerlane. My problem is the satire is not scathing enough. Sure Golden Palace.com ads on a tank is funny but never does it feel biting. It never rips the scab off to really get deeper than what is now painfully obvious while watching the local news.
Some people think Idiocracy was way over the top,but
War Inc really fails in the kind of pummeling satire and disturbing sight gags that the Mike Judge movie employs. Where the Iraq satire works best is in the form of the Tamerlane appointed Viceroy of Turaqistan, which is a series of ubiquitous video monitors where the
Max Headroom disembodied voice is an ever-morphing face of American icons from John Wayne to a dolphin to the Fonz. Ultimately the satire is so earnest and realistic that it ceases to be funny.
Two areas where the satire is more acute and funnier is in the lampooning of teen pop stars and liberal journalists. Hillary Duff, in an odd career turn, portrays Turaqistan’s teen pop tart singer
Yonica Babyyeah. Her songs and the imagery of her music videos are hysterical. Think the
Tracey Jordan movie clips on
30 Rock. Her sexuality is such an inappropriate commodity that it makes you feel guilty about every lewd thought you have had about any celebrity younger than
Helen Mirren. Perhaps because the satire here is not message driven it actually works better. Marissa Tomei’s crusading liberal journalist Natalie Hegalhuzen (obviously based on The Nation editor/publisher
Katrina vanden Heuvel is satirized, although perhaps judging from the point of view of the movie, lovingly so. However the ice bitch crusader character warmed by cute “good guy, bad actions” story arc is not what writers like
Naomi Klein and Ms. Vanden Heuvel would be flattered by.
So does the movie work? Yes, I liked it, but perhaps because I agree with the premise. Would I like
American Carol? Probably not. And maybe that is the problem with both movies, although I would never watch
American Carol, so how would I know?
A few quick hit observations:
- Dan Akroyd delivers a great Dick Cheney.
- Joan Cusack is brilliant but any movie where she acts along side John, and she isn’t playing his sister, just looks odd.
- Loved Ben Kingsly’s southern accent.
- War scenes were significantly scary.
- The third world art/film pseudo intellectuals posing as terrorists to promote their viral videos was classic.
- The Cusack is so tortured by his past that he drinks hot sauce is one of the dumbest gags in recent comedy history.