Sunday, May 03, 2009

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

The best part of this movie is the title. There were maybe three funny lines in this movie and I think they all came in the scene where Seth Rogen meets the gay porn stars at the high school reunion.

Kevin Smith completely sucks. I liked Clerks as much as the next 20-year-old at Grafton Stovall did but man has he sucked since then. I walked out on Mallrats. Chasing Amy was stupid. I wanted to punch him in the face in the last Die Hard movie.

To be fair, I guess I can't completely rip into the guy considering that this is the first movie of his that I've seen since '97's Chasing Amy. But this movie sure as hell doesn't have me rushing off to fill in the 11 year gap.

Something about the guy makes me hate him. He's not talented. And he really has nothing to say. That being said, there was one magical night that I did indeed love the guy.

Directed by Kevin Smith
2008
Blu-ray

2 comments:

jamie said...

I will say that Chasing Amy takes on a whole new dimension when you are watching it with your formerly (and soon-to-be-again) lesbian girlfriend.

David said...

Kevin Smith is hacktastic.
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